Grand Prix Vegas 2015

Grand Prix Las Vegas. Modern Masters 2015. The biggest tournament in Magic: the Gathering's history and almost the biggest card game tournament of all time. How was my experience? I'll break it down into a few different sections to get all my super salty and nerd rage filled opinions out in controlled bursts.

Initial Experience

I had heard the tales of Grand Prix Las Vegas 2013, the former record breaking Magic tournament, for the past two years. When I found out they were releasing a new Modern Masters set and having another GP in Vegas, I knew I couldn't miss it. Channel Fireball, who hosted this event, did a really great job. The website was nice. Awesome giveaways for early signups. Preregistration available for main events and side events. Around 30 artists in attendance (seems like typical GPs have about 3-5). A cool, exclusive t-shirt (see above) that you could purchase as a souvenir. Not one, but two (!) exclusive playmats for the main event and side events, respectively. I can't forget just the fact that you would be opening Modern Masters 2015 booster packs which could have who knows how much value?! These, of course, were all of my feelings before the set was completely spoiled (which has now already been covered by many other blogs and podcasters so we all know the value of this set doesn't really meet the $10/booster price tag). So let's jump into what I did for the 3 days I attended Grand Prix Vegas.

I arrived in Las Vegas early Friday morning, had a great breakfast of chicken and waffles, and headed to the convention center around noon. I had preregistered for an event that started at 1pm and wanted to make sure I got there in enough time to figure out exactly where I needed to be. Showed up to the convention center to exactly NO SIGNAGE outside of the convention center that told me where I needed to go to get inside. However, there were signs outside for a WASTE EXPO convention that was also happening in the convention center next door to the GP, and because that was properly labeled, I used my context clues to go inside the convention in the proper place. (Also there was an overwhelmingly male crowd with backpacks heading towards the convention center and nerd recognize nerd.)

Once inside, I saw a giant wall of all the players preregistered for the main event where you could go find your name to make sure you were signed up and the section you would be reporting to on Saturday for the main event. There were also customer service booths with staff for questions, and the convention center was ridiculously well air conditioned. Almost TOO cold but I'm not going to complain because it was over 100 degrees in Vegas that weekend. Channel Fireball rented out what seemed like four giant convention halls for this event and with possibly 10,000 players in attendance, I never once felt crowded. Another point for organization, which will quickly be deducted as I'm trying to find out where the hell to go for my side event. To avoid walking around aimlessly and in the interest of time I go straight to the customer service booth to just ask where I need to be. As I walk up I hear them tell someone else who had the same question where to go, so I head inside, but not before grabbing a map. Again, MASSIVE convention center. It's popping. My eyes are wide. I'm so excited to actually be there.

They had giant banners with Magic characters on them hanging from the ceiling and under those characters were corresponding sections with tables and table cloths that matched those colors. For example, the side events were mostly being held in the Liliana area. Big black banner. Black planeswalker. Black table cloths. I found it easily. The group on front of me from the customer service section were instructed to ask a table judge where exactly to be once we got in the section, and as they did, the judge had no idea. At this point, the general consensus was wait for an announcement over the convention center system and it will tell you where to be, so I wandered off to explore. I brought what I felt like was a massive amount of cards with me I wanted to get signed by the artists so I jumped in a line while I waited for the announcement. I don't remember exactly what artist's line I jumped in first, but they all were a pretty good length and seemed to be moving okay.

First Event

I got through one line when I heard the announcement (later than 1pm) and went back to the Liliana area where a judge said seatings were posted. Found the postings board, found my name, sat down, everything was fine. As I'm sitting, I see the judges passing out sheets to register the pool you open. I immediately realize that because this event I signed up for was a "last chance trial" to get bye rounds for the GP, we were going to be registering and passing product as if we were in the main event or a PTQ or something. I then sank in my chair. I hate registering pools and I hate passing the packs you open. I understand why this process is done (to prevent cheating as much as possible); however, this also means that if you open anything remotely good, you get the best value from dropping from the event and not playing to keep what you open. It also means, as other players at my table were confirming, that they planned on doing this and so GENERALLY SPEAKING the pool you are being passed will probably not be worth too much. This is Modern Masters 2015. I want MY VALUE AND I WANT TO PLAY WITH THE CARDS. I don't want to open a pool and drop because of money, I don't want to have to pass money, and I want to actually play. So I'm having a dilemma, which turns into a crisis once I get my six boosters and begin registering.

I open (and I feel sick every time I think about this which will inform the entire rest of my GP experience) an Eldrazi, either Ulamog or Kozilek, a Spellskite, a foil Smash to Smithereens, a Remand, another $10-20 dollar card that was possibly a mythic if I remember correctly. My first pool of GP Vegas. Not SPECTACULAR, but was a little bit of money. I searched for prices online and it seemed like retail was about $60 at the time. Of the other people around me, one person to my left opened a Tarmogoyf and dropped, and a guy to my right opened either a Bitterblossom or Dark Confidant and for sure a Cryptic Command and dropped. Other people were saying if your pool could cover your entry fee you might as well drop because you are also getting the playmat for signing up and can just join another event. My pool was right on the bubble and after sitting there, literally in pain because of this decision, I said fuck it. I'm fucking here to play magic. The pool isn't insane. I'd be maybe breaking even. I want to play Magic. I pass the cards. I get passed a pool half as valuable as the one I had before. I instantly feel like shit. I like playing Magic, but I also like having money. It's just the kind of person I am. So I decide well since I passed that pool I just had (like an idiot), I have to suck it up and play now. 5 fucking rounds. I already lost value passing, might as well stick this out and try to make some back up.

The pool I get passed, while not monetarily valuable, had some good removal. It was light on early creatures (or good white creatures that this particular archetype needed), but I ended up in the archetype I wanted to be in, which was blue white artifacts, splashing red for a couple dragon bombs. First round my opponent was one of the ones that probably opened something good and dropped so I got a bye. Cool. I jump in a couple more artist lines to get cards signed. I run into Houston aka Ginger Ale from the Tap N Sac podcast and say hi. Cool ass dude. Get some more cards signed, show up for round two, repeat this process until this 5 round tournament is over at 8ish FUCKING O CLOCK with a 2-2-1 record and a (1!) Khans of Tarkir booster pack as my prize for spending all fucking day in this event. I cannot express enough how much this event rubbed me the wrong way and how much it informed the entire rest of my GP experience. I guess I'll add here that I came to Vegas with my parents as well. See, my birthday was a couple days before the GP and the weekend before that, I graduated with my Bachelor's Degree. (At this point it is perfectly acceptable to ask me why in the fuck am I writing this fucking novel after just finishing college and not ever having to actually write a paper again.) The trip was intended to be bigger, as in more of my family coming with me, but they couldn't manage to fit it in so it ended up just being me and my parents, which was great. Oh, except for the fact I was AT THE FUCKING CONVENTION CENTER ALL FUCKING DAY ON THE FIRST DAY WE WERE IN VEGAS AND I INTENTIONALLY SIGNED UP FOR AN EARLY EVENT TO NOT BE THERE ALL DAY SO I COULD SPEND TIME WITH THEM TOO.

Because I was there all day, I told them they might as well go see a show they wanted to see, and I would try to get as many signatures as I could so I could not spend as much time there Saturday and more time with them. Also because I was there all day, their show started as I was leaving the convention center, so I had to walk to the monorail (which wasn't far) then take it to the closest hotel near mine, and walk from there, go to the front desk and get a room key, eat dinner by myself, go to bed, and wake up early the next day without ever doing anything with them aside from breakfast. Oh well. Sucks for me, but bad beats is bad beats.

First Day of Main Event

I wake up early, and because my parents had a late night, I walk to the monorail and ride to the convention center before they are awake. I tried to get their early because Steve Argyle, an awesome Magic artist and just another fucking cool ass dude, had an alter policy where you had to get there early and sign up for a time slot in the morning for an alter, which you would them come back at that time and drop it off, and he would do it in between signatures. So I arrived early, LUCKILY got one of the last time slots available, 8 fucking :30 pm. Savage beats. I wanted this alter though, so I again, said fuck it. I'M MAKING MAGIC HISTORY! CHEER UP! THIS IS WHAT I'M HERE FOR!

On my way to my table for the main event, I run into fellow Nerdcore rapper, internet superstar, some might say legend, another cool ass dude, Billy the Fridge. I say hi and get a picture. I've talked to him quite a few times online and on his Twitch channel (where he streams magic and makes people laugh) so it was really awesome finally meeting him in person. I then sit down for the main event. It is reiterated that you will be passing your pool so if you want to drop, feel free. After the day before, I was really hoping for some money in these packs to make up for the bad beats and time I spent there. The product gets passed out and I crack an almost IDENTICAL pool in cards and value as the one from the day before. Also like the day before, people around me were cracking cards, getting up immediately and dropping. I stare at my pool, I think about the 9 rounds, and I think about all the artists I still didn't get a chance to get stuff signed by (the lines that didn't seem long usually took at least an hour to get through), and THIS TIME I said fuck it for a different reason. I would much rather flip some of the cards for value and go get cards signed then get passed a possibly shitty pool, maybe live the dream and day 2, or maybe spend all day here again and not get WHAT I REALLY WANTED TO GET ACCOMPLISHED, accomplished. I understand my strengths and skills as a Magic player, I know I am no where near as good as some of the players there, and I also know there is a chance I could have made day 2 (a local guy named Pablo from my card shop did! Congrats!). I also know I what I would be happier doing, and that is doing the thing that is more rare than day 2'ing a GP, meeting 30 artists all in the same place at once.

So I drop. I wait in hour long lines. I get cards signed, some altered, and I have a great an okay time doing it. My feet... not so much, but hey, MAGIC HISTORY. I then decide since I also now know I am going to have to be here until after 8 to get a card altered, I really need to get EVERYTHING I wanted to do done on Saturday so I could finally spend some time with my parents on Sunday and Monday. In between all the long lines and cards being altered, I go give blood. The Red Cross was there and Channel Fireball offered anyone who gave blood a free draft, which was like handing them 3 Modern Masters 2015 booster packs and I'm all about value! So I do that, it takes about an hour and was kind of a mini nightmare of its own but it isn't something I can blame on Wizards of the Coast or Channel Fireball so I'll skip that specific experience.

Having nothing to do until 8:30, I decide to sign up for another sealed, fully planning on cracking and dropping. It included the side event playmat, and was only $60 since I had signed up for the main event. All the value. As I sit down I find out this event was not going to require us to register our pools. I get super happy about this. I tell myself, "Yeah. I'm playing this one." I cracked my packs, again, nothing really of value. Very similar to the other packs I had opened. However, the packs looked BONKERS as far as a limited deck was concerned. I was again in blue white artifacts splashing red, this time, almost mono blue with Tezzeret, the only red was for Electrolyze, the white was for like two cards, a great curve, a lot of really solid cards, a good number of artifacts, a small eldrazi synergy with a rare legendary land, All is Dust, and 2(!) Ulamog's Crusher, it was truly a thing of beauty. Then I realized it was REALLLLLLLLLY light on removal. Almost none. A counterspell, I think an Arrest, and the All is Dust. Better removal would have made this deck unstoppable but as it was, All is Dust is great when you know you have it and are playing a lot of artifacts. I could make it work and I did. I started 1-0. It took three games because game one I realized that the legendary land didn't actually tap for any mana, and had to add another land to the deck. The first thing of note was going Ulamog's Crusher, next turn All is Dust, top decking another Ulamog's Crusher for the final turn. The only other thing of note is my opponent fanning out his deck after he lost to show me the Goyf he never drew, basically to say, "Yeah you won but I got money!" *Sigh* Round 2 I get paired up against a guy playing the typical 4-5 color Domain good stuff deck. It was anyone's game early and we vied for control until I eventually was in the driver's seat looking unstoppable. Good board position, fired off an All is Dust (admittedly a little early), had Ulamog's Crusher out, feeling like I locked it up, the only problem was his Blinding Souleater that didn't die to All is Dust and could lock down my Ulamog's Crusher the whole game. That sucked. Whatever. Then, Vapor Snag to Ulamog's Crusher, damn. Oh well. I had other cards in my hand, I figured since he would be locking down Crusher all game I should just deploy a ton of threats instead of just one. Anyway, he eventually was able to beat me down with a flier and I just couldn't seem to get back in the game or do anything about the Souleater so he won game one. It put me1 on the hardest tilt ever. There was almost no way I could have lost. I kept thinking about what the fuck actually just happened. Then of course my shitty pool. Then all my shitty pools. Then life. Then my bad luck. Then more pissed. Whatever, I try to get back in it. I win game two. Kind of hand him his ass, but then he shows me he also got a Goyf. Pissed off again. Lose game three because of land screw and kinda keeping a bad hand but it was close. I am way too tilted to keep playing even though this deck was super ridiculous, I couldn't even focus. I unsleeve the deck and go sulk for a minute. Later of course it hit me that my deck was probably good enough to win out and I should have played it out but the salt was real.

Lines. Waiting. Signatures. Walking. Lines. Waiting. Signatures. No real food anywhere nearby because of where the convention center is located (at least as far as I looked). Con food for lunch. A slice of Sbarro pizza. It was actually okay. Lines. Waiting. Signatures. Walking. Lines. Waiting. Signatures. Sbarro again. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. See a bunch of pros walking around. Shahar Shenhar, Patrick Chapin, LSV, Reid Duke, Martin Dang, Josh Utter-Leyton, even the now confirmed douchebag combo of Huey Jensen and Owen Turtenwald. Pretty cool. Didn't bring a sharpie with me for signatures which was definitely a misplay on my part that I won't be repeating, but still cool. Then while on the phone with my girlfriend, I see Maria from the Magic the Amatuering Podcast walk by, and I am a huge fan, so I say, "I'll call you back in a minute!" Then, very uncreepily, follow her for a second, just to make sure she wasn't busy with something, then get her attention and say hi. She was so super nice and said she was on the way back to The Meadery booth, where her partner in podcast Meghan was, and I should come say hi to her as well. This made up for a lot of the long lines and bad beats. I talked to them both for a minute, told them they make me laugh and I am a huge fan, joke around with them a bit about all of our different accents, and then get a picture. I was definitely cheesing in it, and I blame them for being way nicer than I thought they would have been, having been surrounded by the aforementioned overwhelmingly male crowds and most likely some shitty behavior from Magic players because of their attitudes when playing against women. It was unfortunately bound to happen and they both alluded to a couple instances they would cover in the next podcast probably.

Finally 8:30 rolls around, I go to drop off my card, and see Steve Argyle was ridiculously backed up on commissions and signatures. Having seen him stay the latest of any of the artist the day before, it looked like he was in for it again. He was, and he did. Because of this, I stayed way later than the 9pm I planned, but also, I got to chat with Steve Argyle for about an hour while he worked on mine, and other people's commissions. I already said he was a super cool dude, but he really was a super cool ass dude. He jokingly said he rarely has free time to have fun because he is always working but he enjoys video games and traveling, which he is glad his work on Magic has allowed him to do. He used to subscribe to and read comic books until he got behind and cancelled his monthly pull list, but would like to pick it back up again eventually. We also talked about techniques when altering cards and drawing on playmats. We talked about my art and what I liked to do and he said he would love to get into stone carving one day, which is one medium I really enjoyed doing in college. He then finished my card, it looked ridiculously amazing, I said bye and took off. Another really good moment that made me happy I was there.

My parents come pick me up, having already eaten both an awesome lunch and dinner while I had Sbarro both times, and we went to a giant Ferris wheel called, "The Highroller," and took a 30 minute ride to see Vegas from 550 feet up in the air. It was really cool and I was glad I finally got to do something fun with them. After this, we went to Fremont street and gambled a bit, but mostly people watched. A lot of crazies out, as well as street performers, and the hybrid of crazy/street performer/weirdo dressed up as something. I have been to Vegas three times now, but that was the first time on Fremont street. It was cool to see I guess. Got back to the hotel. Went to bed.

The Final Day of the GP

On Sunday, the final day of the GP, I had preregistered for another sealed event at 11am. I did this one early so I wouldn't be there all day. Having got most of the signatures I wanted, I was content doing this event, then using my ticket I got from giving blood to draft, then taking off and feeling like I had experience a satisfactory amount of Grand Prix. Get to my table, crack another almost identical pool as far as rares and value go, this time though with a Noble Hierarch and Kiki-Jiki which I was happy to see. Still didn't make any real money and planned on keeping those cards for a while. Also planned on NOT STAYING THERE ALL DAY so I walked away and went to turn the blood I gave into value.

I join a draft. It's a little disorganized and a lot of sitting and waiting for it to fire even though the table was seated they needed four tables to start. It being day three and me being bombarded with bad luck in packs I was cracking and also not winning any money gambling, I was definitely in a funk, which was made infinitely worse by this player in my draft pod WHO WOULD NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP! EVER! HE TALKED THE ENTIRE TIME AFTER HE SAT DOWN! AS SOON AS HE FINISHED TALKING, IF SOMEONE DIDN'T IMMEDIATELY START, HE WOULD START AGAIN. IT WAS GRATING. HE WAS SUCH A STEREOTYPICAL, OBLIVIOUS TO SOCIAL CUES AND THE DISCOMFORT HE WAS CAUSING PEOPLE, MAGIC PLAYER I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING BUT THANK FUCK I WASN'T ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT YOU START TO FEEL BAD FOR BECAUSE YOU WONDER IF HE EVEN HAS ANY FRIENDS OR IF THIS IS ALL HE HAS. SMUG. DOUCHEY. KNOW IT ALL. HIS OPINION MEANS MORE THAN YOURS. HE IS AN EXPERT BUT IS ACTUALLY ONLY HERE TO MAKE TRADES AND GET VALUE FROM THE PACKS. EVERY THING I CAN'T STAND. TALKED WHILE DRAFTING. TOLD PEOPLE THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT. SMILED WHILE DOING IT. FUCK MY LIFE.

I ended up first picking a Daybreak Coronet as I completely intended to lose the first round as it was single elimination. The Coronet of course was miscolored, which I guess I will derail here for just a second and say, HOLY FUCK THE INTERNET WAS NOT FUCKING KIDDING. THESE PACKS FUCKING SUCK. SO MANY FUCKING CARDS DAMAGED RIGHT OUT OF THE PACK AND FOILS SCRATCHED UP AND LOOKING LIKE PURE SHIT! HOW IN THE FUCK CAN WIZARDS DO THIS AND GET AWAY WITH IT?! 10 FUCKING DOLLARS TO BE RIPPED A NEW ASSHOLE?! GET FUCKING REAL! I'M SURPRISED NO ONE HAS BURNED WOTC TO THE GROUND YET. THIS IS WAY WORSE THAN MAGIC ONLINE BAD. I have been playing magic for a little over two years now, and I have never fucking seen this many fucked up cards in my life, straight out of the pack. No fucking joke, I even defended Wizards and said, "Hey, the internet will complain to complain," but holy fuck these cards are fucked up. Seriously fucked up. No fucking joke and no exaggeration. They are miscolored, misprinted, scratched up, bent, and nicked. I was holding two cards side by side that were commons from back to back packs that were a different shade of green. It is embarrassing. There is no fucking way Wizards will not be admitting they were wrong and apologizing for this fucking joke of a set. They fucking have to. I know they just made a killing but I sure as fucking hope the voices start rising to the forefront after this GP. Back to the draft, I begin to end up in red/green, start getting fixing, start going domain, end up in red/green splashing a single blue, white, and black for some domain cards. No real money besides the Coronet that I remember. End up losing in the first round to a guy playing red/white all combat tricks and enchantments. It took three games and I kept a bad hand game three. It was embarrassing to lose to him. What was embarrassing was it was exactly my kind of deck and I could have been in it because ALL the cards came through me first. Those are the decks I usually play, the against all conventional wisdom, red white, all two drops, card disadvantage for immediate advantage, kill you ridiculously fast decks, and I wasn't brave enough to draft it. I feel mine was objectively better, but unluckily for me we got matched up round 1, we were both playing red, and he out sped me with the enchantments and combat tricks. A really shitty way to go out of the final event of the GP but whatever.

I think it was about 5pm when I finally left the convention. I stayed a little later than I planned to charge my phone a bit and then met up with my parents. We walked around a bit, drove around, walked around again, then eventually got to finally go to Gordon Ramsey's BURGR, which we all had been looking forward to. The food was amazing. No surprise there. Nothing to complain about. Gambled a bit. Went to bed. Next day got some awesome donuts (O Face Donuts in North Vegas, look them up), then a buffet for lunch, and headed home.

TL;DR

As I look back on the Grand Prix, I had fun. There was a lot that was done right, and of course, a few things done wrong. I've heard how hard it is to run a really good GP and I think Channel Fireball pulled it off. I've heard many GPs have had side event confusion, or events that run really long because they can't get their shit together, and that has to be expected at this point. I feel like they did their best, and it was good. Seemed to be well organized. Every judge and non judge working the event were super friendly and in a good mood. They accommodated players who wanted a different playmat. They actually got enough convention halls and seating to accommodate all the players too. I'll talk about some of the shitty things I couldn't control, like ridiculously long lines for signings, and artists doing commissions while others waited for signatures, or artists that showed up and left at really random and short times. I feel like I waited in lines the majority of the time I was there for almost three whole days and still missed two or three artists I wanted to get signatures from.

The shitty things that I could control, were my expectations and attitude. I am already completely aware that I have bad luck when it comes to cracking packs. I personally cracked 2 Modern Masters 2015 boosters before the GP, 27 boosters while I was there, and was passed 6 of them while passing 6 of mine. I know I've opened over 12 mythics, which seems like insanely good luck, but none of them were Goyf, Mox Opal, Bitterblossom, Dark Confidant, Karn, Emrakul, Primeval Titan, or V Clique, so I didn't make more than I spent, and don't even think I broke even if I sell everything I opened (unless I sit on it for a while). The only good rares I opened were Spellskite and Noble Hierarch. I shouldn't have put so much energy in expecting I would be cracking Goyfs left and right and leave Vegas a winner, monetary or otherwise. Some people have to leave Vegas as losers, and I was one of those people. It bums me out, which is why I rarely gamble, even on Magic cards. I guess this isn't such a big deal to my family, since they frequent casinos year round. I let this trip be the big Modern Masters splurge and I crapped out. It was made worse walking around for three days hearing about all the other people cracking multiple Goyfs, but that's just how it is. I didn't have to get tilted and salty, but I am a self-professed, "nerd rager," and so that's just how it is as well.

Sitting here a couple days later, as I said, I did have fun. It was a net positive experience and I would do it again in a heartbeat. Sure, I would do a couple things differently, but I know that now. If you've never been to a GP, you should go to the next one you can. If you went to GP Vegas, I would love to hear what your thoughts were on the whole experience. At the moment, I am pretty burnt out on Magic after this weekend and I'll be taking a break until Origins comes out (with a little Modern constructed thrown in here and there because, no matter how burnt out I am playing magic, I am never too burnt out to play BURN).

MM Hunter BIS Gear List for the Current Patch

Never posted anything like this before but I spent a good amount of time going over other "Best In Slot" lists and trying to find my personal one. Because I spent a good deal amount of time doing this, I figured I'd post it somewhere and share, even though there are a million of these floating around.

Things to keep in mind: I use the agility MM Spec (still favoring Armor Penetration on gear as the primary stat of choice though)

My Armory (for reference)

Head: T10.25 - 77 Arm Pen
Neck: Wodin's Lucky Necklace (BoE) - 38 Hit
Shoulder: T10.25 - 55 ArmPen
Back: Recovered Scarlet Onslaught Cape - 52 Arm Pen
Chest: T10.25 - 77 ArmPen
Wrist: Scourge Hunter's (Gunship 25) - 40 Arm Pen
Hands: T10.25 - 63 Hit
Waist: Nerub'ar Stalker's (Festergut 25) - 63 Arm Pen
Pants: Leggings of Northern Lights (Lady D 25) - 77 Arm Pen
Feet: Rock-Steady Treads (LW, easy but expensive) - 47 Arm Pen
Finger: Ashen Verdict - 59 Hit and Frostbrood Sapphire (Dreamwalker 25) - 60 Arm Pen
Trinket: Deathbringer's Will (Saurfang 25) - 155 Arm Pen and Mark of Surpremacy - 128 Hit
Stat Stick: Oathbinder, Charge of the Ranger-General (Lich King 25) - 115 Arm Pen
Ranged: Fal'inrush, Defender of Quel'thalas (Lich King 25) - 36 Arm Pen


Arm Pen: 77, 55, 52, 77, 40, 63, 77, 47, 60, 155, 46, 115, 36 - 900 constant
Hit: Neck 38, Hands 63, Finger 59, Trinket 128 - 8% hit by gear so you don't need to gem for it.


Note: The only "low" (Non T10) ilvl piece would be trinket. It provides 3% hit at the cost of a better trinket that would give roughly 3% crit. However, if you choose to go with an Armor Penetration spec, you would pick up the 3% hit in your talents and use an Armor Penetration trinket like Mjolnir Runestone or Needle-Encrusted Scorpion. Grim Toll also works but you would use a slightly different talent build.

Note: I didn't list 25 man heroic gear because I won't be doing those for a while (my guild is currently 8/12 in 25 man and on Monday we will be 9/12 :) but all the gear in 25 man heroic is the same gear as 25 man non-heroic but with better stats.

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Microtransactions pt. 2

Photo credits to (cutaia) on WoW.com

Be sure to read part 1 first :)

Continuing on with diving headfirst into Blizzard's microtransactions by addressing the common complaints, concern, and controversy.

• The cost of the item, $25.

As I mentioned in the first part, $25 dollars was the price Blizzard put on the item all outside things considered. They have economists on the payroll and they raked in 2.5 million dollars and climbing off this mount. Good for them. The huge problem people are having with this price is when they put it in comparison to something.

$25 dollars is almost two months of game play, therefore it is outrageous.
$25 dollars is half the price of the game/an expansion, therefore it is outrageous.

You know what I spent well over $25 dollars on yesterday (to put this in perspective for you)? Dinner and a movie with my beautiful girlfriend Shelby. You know what I could have done? I could have bought the two of us Hot Pockets and Cheetos and pulled up the movie illegally online and watched it at home for about $5 total. However, $25 to spend on something fun and cool and relatively better than what I could get for $5 at home, was well worth it to me. So let me try this game.

A car cost $25,000, this mount only cost $25. OMG that is 1000 times less than the price of a car, I should buy it!
My pay check is $2500 a month, this mount only cost $25. OMG that is 100 times less than what I make in a month, I should buy it!
A month of groceries cost $250 a month, this mount only cost $25. OMG that is 10 times less than what I spend a month on food, I should buy it!
A night out at the movies, and possibly even popcorn and a drink included (depending on how expensive the theater is), cost $25. So instead of going out one night a month, you can buy a mount.

$25 is a joke.

• A bad use of money or a waste of money.

Who are any of you internet jokers to say how I, or any other person, should spend our money? That is what I thought. But then people took it a step further saying, "Sure. Go ahead and spend your money on whatever you want. It just makes you look like a stupid moronic idiot that shouldn't be leading a guild because you have bad judgment and no sense of the worth of some things and have a poor miserable life."

To that I say, "Cool story, Bro."

• That Blizzard will only ever make cool things for real money now and not in game achievable.

• That Blizzard already has $15 a month from us and we deserve cool stuff like this in the game.

I think these two go hand in hand. You know what I would say to this? There has never been a better time to play WoW and everything we have gotten during this expansion has been awesome. Remember the Core Hound? He is a badass, and free. Remember the Perky Pug? He is a badass, and free. Onyxia mount anyone? Free. Invincible's Reins?!?!?!?! Free.

I made my point.

• The fact that so many people have a cool mount make it cheap looking and lame.

The BEST response to this I can find: Here. I couldn't have said it better myself, but I still plan to try. ;)

When you buy a car, chances are you aren't going to be a unique snowflake. Even if you buy a Ferrari, if you join the right circles, you will see plenty of them. This goes for ALMOST every rare mount in WoW. Some rare mounts (raid achievement mounts) you have to be in a group to get, and then EVERYONE gets one. So why is it that the more people have something, the less cool or desirable it gets for everyone else? Seriously people? Are you that pathetic of a person that you play WoW to have more things than other people to make yourself feel better to the point where something that you personally think is pretty cool suddenly isn't when other people have it? Your E-peen must be HUGE!

I have two mounts currently that I think are two of the coolest mounts in the game: The Great Brewfest Kodo and The Black War Mammoth. One of them is a semi rare drop and the other is purchasable by anybody with 300 stone keeper's shards, yet I still ride them both and love it and don't give a crap what people think or how many other people have them.

Just because things are common do not make them less useful or cool (iPod and iPhone).

• The mount is actually cheap looking, lame, and feminine.

The mount is very cool looking, in my opinion. My favorite part is that stars appear behind you when you ride it around and even on top of you if you just sit there. It is a really cool effect. I can't speak for the feminine part, other than people are saying that because it is a horse/pony/"My Little Pony." To each his/her own. And as Blizzard showed us, there are well over 100,000 people and counting that don't share the feeling. I guess I could have used that previous line to debate all of these points, which makes me feel like it was a cop out.

• The misleading info that it got you a 310% mount. (Untrue.)

I felt I should mention this because it brings up a great point. If this mount was a 310% mount and it was purchasable with real money, I would call that crossing the line. I don't know if it would be enough to quit the game for, like selling gear would be, but it would be very hard to take that lightly. That being said, it was just a misinterpretation and will scale to 310% if you have it, but will not give you a 310% mount. I also brought this up to take a moment and cover a topic that was going to be a separate blog, but this was a good segway.

Blizzard is planning on making 310% flying speed purchasable ingame with gold. There are already nerd rage tear puddles on keyboards all across the world over this change. "Blizzard catering to casuals" and "I am not a special snowflake anymore," you know, the usual. In my opinion, it isn't a bad thing. I am sure Blizzard is going to make it a ridiculous amount of gold and I AM FUCKING POSITIVE that if you already have a 310% mount you won't have to learn it. Some people were raging over the fact that would need to learn it even after already having a 310% mount, pull your head out of your asses people! The reason I don't think it is a bad thing is because I still don't even have the epic flying skill. So guess what people? You will always be a special snowflake in my eyes because I don't have 5k+ gold to drop in an insane gold sink. So you got to be a special snowflake for a long time, you still have awesome 310% mounts no one else has or will have access to get, AND you didn't have to buy it like everyone else. You are still a winner with a huge E-peen to everyone like me, so please calm down.

• This is one I forgot to add but some people actually do believe this gives you an ingame advantage, because you no longer have to purchase a mount ever again.

This point has been shown as a lame reason proving that the amount of money maximum that you would spend on one characters mounts combined in 161 gold. So you save 161 gold per character that doesn't have any mounts yet. So technically, yes, this mount does give you an ingame advantage. You get to be 161 gold richer than all your friends. However, what if you only had one character, only ever planned on making one character, and only used the mount on one character? It doesn't change a thing. Furthermore, you could say multiboxing gives you an unfair advantage because you don't have the resources to do it and level up that fast. It's all relative.

• All of these Microtransactions are okay when Blizzard does it, but not okay for any other company. Basically, gamers are two faced and Blizzard biased.

The final boss of them all, Seraphina Brennan's remark. She is getting the point treatment as well.

• But, no matter the topic, one thing seems to stay the same: people really, really, really dislike microtransactions overall.

No, SOME people that FREQUENT YOUR SITE possibly dislike the current microtransactions as they are today. I am not going to lie, even before company sponsored microtransactions, they were happening EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. Don't try to make a statistic out of thin air.

• It seems that people really hate microtransactions, yet Blizzard's newest buyable mount doesn't have people quitting the game left and right. In fact, it seems everyone is cramming in to buy one!

You are right, I doubt anyone quits the game over a stupid mount that you don't have to purchase. Who is this "everyone" you speak of? 100,000+ people when Blizzard has how many active accounts?

• The store offers optional cosmetic purchases, like pets, for what is a pretty steep price.

Your opinion. But as I have made clear many times, it is a fair price conjured up BY REAL ECONOMISTS. Or pretty much anyone with half a brain. $10 - $25 really isn't that much money in the grand scheme of things (which yes I realize is my opinion). Agree to disagree on that?

• While there are certainly naysayers intermixed with the excitement, that comment page looks nothing like, say, one of our comment pages when we talk about Cryptic's item shop. Even WoW.com's poll is pretty much in favor of the mount being in the store.

So how is it that Cryptic could be so fail and WoW be so win? Oh I know! Because they are two completely different things! Cryptic is making you pay for things WoW gives you free. Two character slots? Is that a fucking joke? PAY REAL MONEY to respec your character? Fuck that. Paying real money for more inventory slots in Allods Online? GTFO.

• Bullshit

Ok, fine, yes I just linked the whole second page. BECAUSE THAT WHOLE PAGE IS BULLSHIT. There is so much BULLSHIT on it, I don't know how she can say on her blog that, "We at Massively like to take a neutral tone with our news stories. Even when our opinion as a staff swings the other way, we’ll put out a story that will more or less recite facts and leave the speculation up to readers." Seriously?

The problem is, and she has made this same comparison before and I was telling myself this then too, you can't compare the thoughts and complaints of the vocal majority without knowing the feelings of all the people who don't visit the websites and read the blogs. Just because this certain demographic of gamers does, I can name a handful of hardcore gamers I know who have never visited a site like Massively, let alone read my blog. (lol)

Also, WoW is in a league of it's own. This isn't fanboi speak either. This is the truth. So when you said, "Cryptic's item shop is sucking the consumer dry with both a subscription and microtransaction business model, but it's 100% ok if Blizzard does it, right?" And then asked the question, "Why is Blizzard allowed to do what so many other companies can't do?"

You can consider that answered.




In closing, I will leave you with a quote.

"You're both yo-yo's. Shut up ya yo-yo's."
- Master Shake

Microtransactions pt. 1

I went with the broadest title possible because I have a feeling this will turn into a 100 page novel of some sort. This blog specifically is an overview and my opinions on Blizzard selling in game items for money AND THIS RIDICULOUS IDIOTIC CONTROVERSY SURROUNDING IT.

Overview

Blizzard recently started selling in game vanity items, such as non-combat pets, for real money (as opposed to in game money). The latest of these items, is a mount called the Celestial Steed, which is a one time purchase that goes to every current character and future character on your WoW account. The mount scales at whatever riding speed you have and functions as both a ground and flying mount where applicable. It cost $25 dollars.

My Opinion on the Current State of Blizzard's Microtransactions

(See how I carefully worded that? I can only talk in the present because some people think it is a slippery slope and only a matter of times until Blizzard will let you pay real money for an in game advantage.)

I think the current system is great. You have the option to spend money on in game items that are neat and look cool and offer no competitive advantage. Therefore, should you choose not to buy these things, you are not at a disadvantage. Meaning, WHO THE FUCK CARES?! I will tell you who, a portion of Blizzard subscribers, that's who. These people say, "it is a slippery slope" and, "it is only a matter of time before they sell in game gold and gear." Do I really think that will ever happen? No. You know why? Because Blizzard does closely monitor the forums and the actions of players and know just how far they can go until they go over the edge. Anywhere you look there are people saying, "it is fine as long as they don't get an advantage." Blizzard knows this and will not alienate their subscribers by doing something as insane as that.

The Money and Numbers Section

There are overwhelming number of people complaining about the cost of this mount. Here is why Blizzard is smart. As I said before, Blizzard knows what it going on around the internet. They know that any mount loot card they come out with will EASILY sell for about 100 bucks on Ebay. Not to mention, some of them go for HUNDREDS of dollars. So what does Blizzard do? Funnel that revenue to themselves more directly. Make cool pets and cool mounts that people want and sell them for significantly lower. If they can get $100+ on Ebay they should have no problem going for $25 in the Blizzard store. And no, they didn't. Blizzard made over 2.5 million dollars in one day. Easily.

You know what Blizzard also knows? That people pay $15 dollars a month to play their game, most of them will pay the $50 to buy the expansion as soon as it hits shelves, a lot of them will buy $150 tickets to attend Blizzcon (enough to sell out the venue), a lot of them bought Blizzcon for $40 when it was on DirecTV two years ago SOLELY for a mount, a lot of them bought Blizzcon last year for $40 SOLELY for a Murloc Marine non-combat pet, a lot of them bought a spot in the arena tournament SOLELY for a Murloc Gladiator pet, and a lot of them bought non-combat pets from their online store as soon as they hit the digital shelves. So why exactly is it a stretch and an outrage that you spent real money on something virtual (since everything above BESIDES attending Blizzcon) is virtual?

The Controversy

The following list are the problems people have with Blizzard selling this mount and people buying this mount.

• The cost of the item, $25.
• A bad use of money or a waste of money.
• That Blizzard will only ever make cool things for real money now and not in game achievable.
• That Blizzard already has $15 a month from us and we deserve cool stuff like this in the game.
• The fact that so many people have a cool mount make it cheap looking and lame.
  
• The mount is actually cheap looking, lame, and feminine.
• The misleading info that it got you a 310% mount. (Untrue.)
  

And in the special case of Seraphina Brennan, an author on Massively.com

• That all of these Microtransactions are okay when Blizzard does it, but not okay for any other company. Basically, gamers are two faced and Blizzard biased.

This is the end of "pt. 1." Stay tuned for the immediate and exciting follow up where I address all the concern and controversy, right after this short commercial break.

/cast Resurrection

BACK FROM THE DEAD! Introductory and obligatory post on why I haven't blogged in a while.

A little while back, WoW.com needed a new Hunter blogger. I applied and didn't get the position. After I sent in the sample blog and waited for the response I didn't want to post anything on here and use up and future ideas I could have used to WoW.com, should I have gotten the position. Like I said, I didn't get it, but the person who did is much more qualified and has been doing GREAT. I don't think I have a copy of the blog that I sent them, but should I find it, I plan on posting it here just to add to the collection.

After that, I just didn't get around to blogging. It wasn't because I had hard feelings. It also SURELY wasn't because there wasn't anything to write about. Honestly, I just had a busy last few months. Also, first post of the new year, so HAPPY NEW YEAR! How many have failed at the resolution by now? (This guy has.)

Now to the comeback.

Like I said, there have been so many things I have been privately nerd raging about, even sharing a few rants with my friends. So much news about the future in Cataclysm I have wanted to post on. I had a very hate filled rant planned about the current state of WoW that drove me so close to "picking up the pen" again. However, it wasn't until today, when the rage filled up to the top and spilled out over the edge that I knew something needed to be said. I need to put my opinion out there again. I need to rant, vent, share my views, and expose the moronic opinions that push me to this rage filled state. I feel like I sat in the penalty box for 2 minutes after getting into a fight and watched the game go on. Now that I am out, I am making a beeline back into the game to inflict serious pain, ultimately leading me to feel better about the 2 minutes I was out of the game for.

(I apologize in advance for sharing opinions on "old news," should they be some of the things I write about.)

It feels good to write again.

Ammo "Controversy"

*Info on why I haven't posted in a while to come soon*

I just wanted to make a quick post about some B.S. I read that sparked all kinds of talk a little while back.

http://www.wow.com/2009/12/09/ammo-controversy-in-3-3-already/

http://www.thehuntersmark.net/2009/12/08/ammo-controversy-in-patch-3-3/

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=21626553111&sid=1

When I read those articles, I have to admit, it was the stupidest fucking thing I have ever read on WoW.com. (No offense Mike.) I was not "news worthy/blog worthy" at all. QQ because epic arrows weren't "easy" (an opinion) to come by? Mike even contradicts (one might say he was just explaining both ways to look at the issue) himself in the article.

I just wanted to say, not even 2 weeks after the patch came out, I got 21,000 epic arrows made last night, by someone I didn't even know, with my own mats, and tipped 20g. If we do the math, I paid less than 1 gold per 1000 arrows. I have paid between 5 to 10 times more than that for saronite arrows. Also, if you economists want to factor in the cost of me farming the mats, yeah it might have had a high opportunity cost (like all farming does) but it just so happens that all those crystallized shadow I used I had just saved up over the course of the expansion with out a real use for them. People said this was going to be expensive and it would take forever for people to get honored with that faction and it would be hard to find the right spec'd engineer and and blah blah blah bull shit bull shit.

So...

/end controversy

EDITED TO ADD: I am so full of laughter and anger as I read the Hunter QQ in that thread. It honestly embarrasses me to play a Hunter. I might revisit this topic soon...

Patch 3.3

IS OFFICIALLY OUT NOW! I have been anticipating this patch and I cannot wait to play. Look for me in a random heroic near you!

The Douches You Meet on Xbox Live

When I started the blog, I didn't intend for it to be solely WoW based. I am a nerd at heart and in broadening my gamer nerd horizon, I played me some Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I have to come right out and say, it lives up to ALL the hype. I am not a hardcore FPS gamer, but I do enjoy them, and I can say without a doubt Modern Warfare 2 is flat out fun. Any FPS fan should DEFINITELY have this on the top of their Christmas list.

What I wanted to present today, is the general attitude of Xbox Live from a WoW players perspective.

On WoW, you may think the spam and trash talk is out of control with barely any monitoring, but wait until you get a dose of Xbox Live. The anonymity of the internet + the instant communication over a headset + the rages over being killed and losing + the blame game and pointing fingers at "scrub players" + hardly any discipline from the Xbox Live Overlords = The most insane trash talk you have ever heard. If you compare this to WoW, the most trash talk you can get is some text in a chat log that is easily reportable and the WoW Overlords hand out bans like candy to children for even the littlest Anal [Obsidian Warbeads] offense. In both cases though you can chose to ignore/mute the person so, yes, it can easily be avoided. However, where's the fun in that? ;)

The only other thing I want to add, is how funny it is when you get to here actually HOW nerdy and young some of these same pointing finger trash talkers from WoW are when they are on a headset.

Keeping this one short. Check out Modern Warfare 2 if you are into FPS games and be prepared to enjoy the douches you meet on Xbox Live.

The Douches You Meet in Retail Stores: Black Friday 2009 Edition

As you can see, this won't be WoW related today, mostly because I canceled my account to have money to buy Christmas gifts for my family. I will activate it again after Christmas and hopefully it will be closer to 3.3.

So when you hear Black Friday you think of crazy people waiting outside for hours to buy some expensive electronics for really cheap and possibly getting in fights and killing people. I have participated in more than a few Black Fridays in the past years and I have to say this year was the calmest and not crowded Black Friday I have been to to date. It was so refreshing. I didn't wait in any line for anything except checking out and even those lines were not too long. I bought every present that I planned on buying for every person in my family without any of them being sold out and they were all on sale. I went to 5 different stores around the town then drove to a mall and got a couple gifts from there too. Everywhere I went it almost seemed like a normal day. A few of the stores and the malls were not any more crowded than it would have been on a normal day. I can't stress this enough. It was great.

But that doesn't mean there weren't a few stressers.

1. People that get in the fucking express check out with OBVIOUSLY more fucking items in their cart than indicated by the huge sign. Then the douches justify it by saying that they figured since it was a special day those store rules didn't apply................. (I can't trail that off enough)

2. When people see things on shelves or bins, they feel like they should turn into complete cavemen and throw stuff around when they are going through it and just leave it on the floor or completely out of its original place. Makes finding things so much easier for the next person trying to find something, am I right?

3. I used to work at Best Buy and I actually worked a Black Friday and you know all those people that wait overnight for all the doorbusters? They leave trash and lawn chairs and tents and all kinds of shit outside the store for the employees to clean up. Disrespectful.

4. A specific instance today, Wal Mart had a new strategy for Black Friday (which worked pretty well). They had to change it because of the death. What didn't work well, is that the registers didn't recognize over half of all the items went on sale at midnight so the cashiers had to manually override my items. It could have been a small inconvenience but the cashier had the nerve to tell me that I was the one who was wrong about when the items went on sale WHILE I AM HOLDING THE AD IN MY HAND. Shenanigans.

So I am rambling on now. But today was a good day overall and I got all my shopping done. I hope some of you could be so lucky.

The Douches You Meet in Dungeons: Bringing Your "A Game"

Yesterday I had a crazy, and very tiring, day. I was literally falling asleep/just plain asleep at work. My Boss didn't give me shit for it luckily, but because I was too tired to actually work most of the day, I couldn't post a new blog on time. This one, is a situation that I encountered with my girlfriend when we were in a pug run of Heroic UP. She is excited that I am writing about her, so before I start the story, Hi baby! I love you! (Awww how sweet!! *Blush*)

Bringing Your "A Game"

Heroic UP. Pug. As I said. Me on my Hunter. Of course. My girlfriend on her main. Holy Priest. The stage is set. Writing like this is intense.

My girlfriend and I were just running to have a good time and maybe get some badges or something. Both of us, like many players right now, out gear Heroics to the point where they really become "easy mode." Neither of us have "Best In Slot" gear by far, but out gear Heroics. So she is the parties healer, naturally, and has been playing a healer since level 1 on that Priest. We can also say level 10 since that is when you actually get talents, whatever floats your boat. She is a good healer. She cares about the role, always tries to do better than before, and takes her role seriously. Leveling up from 70 - 80 she healed A LOT of dungeons. A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of dungeons. She was good, everyone told her that, and she made a reputation for herself and made a lot of friends through healing the dungeons that still have stuck around to this day.

Back to present day, she is still a good healer. However, given the fact that we were in a 5 man, she was more laid back than she would be healing a raid. Up until this time, we really hadn't ran any 5 mans in a while and had been running raids every time we logged on. Now that I think about it, I think the reason we were running it was because it was the daily, and there is the chance for the mount. Anyway... She was used to healing raids so when she was geared, and back in a 5 man, she was more laid back. She was playing WoW healing the dungeon, while also chatting with a friend on Myspace or AOL instant messenger. Don't remember. So, because of this, the tank got a little low on health a couple times. He flipped out and was like, "WHERE ARE MY HEALS!!" She apologized and said, "Sorry I let you get low. I was reading something. I AM NOT going to let you die. Calm down." It was the truth. She is more than capable, gear and skill wise, to heal a 5 man. However, the tank kept running his mouth. So she kept letting him get low before she healed him. He was pissed because he felt the need to use cooldowns when his health got low, which is what a tank should do, but even after she assured him she wasn't going to let him die, he kept on being a douche. The tank did stop being a douche close to the end of the dungeon. There was a bit of conflict and then everyone let it go and finished the run. The second after we down the last boss, the douchebag starts going off on her again. Calls her out in party chat saying she is a fucking shitty healer and fucking sucks, worst healer ever, blah blah blah. Then whispers her and talks a little more shit and then ignores her. Another example, like last week, of people that try so hard to annoy you and make you feel like shit, possible even making themselves feel better for being a douchebag to someone else. When really, they are a fucking loser taking the game way too seriously.

So this is the question I want to put out there: Should you be bringing your "A" game to a 5 man (or any content you have complete faith you will completely faceroll)?

My opinion is, if you are playing your role on par or better with the way a lesser person (gear or skill wise) would play that role and be competent, you are doing just fine. However, I guess what I should really say is, play your role to whatever standard you want, and if someone has an opinion about it you don't agree with, who fucking cares? As long as you don't feel at fault, or that you have let the group down in some way, which obviously she hadn't (no one died and we made it through the content just fine), just go about enjoying the game while not letting the douchebags get you down.

DPS Questionnaire

I saw this post on WoW.com and apparently I am behind the curve. Even more behind the curve because Pike at Aspect of the Hare did this questionnaire and my answers probably will not be much different because I agreed with pretty much EVERYTHING said. However, I was thinking today, I should do some kind of "About Me, the Man Behind the Rage" some time in the future. So this will be part one.

DPS questionnaire with my alter ego, "Treos the Troll Hunter."

What is the name, class, and spec of your primary DPS?

Treos, Troll Hunter. Dual spec'd BM PvE and MM PvE.

What is your primary DPSing environment? (i.e. raids, PvP, 5 mans)

PvE content. Whatever I have time for. I am very lucky to be in an amazing guild that raids everyday but is in no way "hardcore." It sounds contradicting but it isn't. More on that one day. Like I said, whatever I have time for. In a somewhat embarresing fact, if I can only hop on WoW for 5 minutes, I will just run my rotation on a boss dummy, even if I haven't gotten an upgrade recently, just to DPS.

What is your favorite DPS spell/ability for your class and why?

I would have to say, BM spec'd, is Bestial Wrath. Figures right? In MM spec, Trueshot Aura. If Trueshot Aura sounds lame... let me explain why. When I first started playing in Vanilla WoW, I was a BM hunter from level 1 - 39, then as soon as I hit 40, I respec'd to MM because Trueshot Aura sounded really awesome (as well as Aimed Shot) and I wanted to feel like I am really powerful just mowing people down. I hadn't played anything but BM until lvl 40 but I never even got to use Bestial Wrath until way later when I respec'd back in my 50's and had I used Bestial Wrath at 40, I probably wouldn't have played MM for A LONG time. BM is amazing.

What DPS spell do you use least for your class and why?

There are a lot of abilities I don't use (or feel like I don't use enough). If I had to pick just one it would be Distracting Shot. When do I want aggro again? In my defense, it does have plenty of uses but it is still rarely used compared to everything else in my spellbook.

What do you feel is the biggest strength of your DPS class and why?

Well, because Hunters are a pure DPS class, I would say DPS is my biggest strength. To elaborate, every Hunter spec has some sort of raid buff, but nothing terribly unique where you NEED a Hunter in your raid. However, you SHOULD always take a Hunter because they are awesome.

What do you feel is the biggest weakness of your DPS class and why?

Being a ranged class with a limited range. Like, not being able to shoot someone because they are too far, then they come too close, and you can't shoot them either. Luckily, the fabled "Dead Zone" was taken out way back when. I also think the fact that we rely on mana is weird.

In a 25 man raiding environment, what do you feel, in general, is the best DPS assignment for you?

Best assignment:
Raid Leader: Treos, your assignment is to stand there and fill the boss with arrows until it falls over.
Treos: Aye, mon.

In a raiding environment, there are all kinds of moving and reaction, but I love being able to sit back and just shoot all my shots without worrying about anything. Not because "it is easier" than say a fun mobility fight like The Safety Dance, but because, I feel like I put a lot of time and knowledge into perfecting a rotation and I enjoy having the opportunity to display that flawlessly without having to worry about the fire.

What DPS class do you enjoy DPSing with most and why?

Using the same interpretation Pike used, I enjoy partying with an enhancement Shaman the most. The Strength of the Earth Totem along with Bloodlust is awesome. I think BM Hunters and Enhance Shamans have a raid buff that overwrites each other though. So maybe a Paladin. Either way, you can see the theme here. Pure DPS classes care about DPS and want everyone to join the party to make them stronger. :)

What DPS class do you enjoy DPSing with least and why?

Any class that doesn't help me do more DPS.
Any class that can out DPS me.
Blood DK's when I am MM spec because I hate having no use for Trueshot Aura and it always being overwritten.

What is your worst habit as a DPS?

As a Hunter DPS specifically, I feel I don't cast Misdirection enough. I beat myself up for not using it more during boss fights, but then I look at OMEN and the tank is so high up on the threat meter it would be a waste to cast. It still bothers me though, I feel like it is in my spellbook for a reason and I should use it every time it is up.

What is your biggest pet peeve in a group environment while DPSing?

In a PUG environment, everything. People that are so obsessed with DPS meters BUT that don't know how to use them properly. PUG environments have all kinds of special phenomenons that don't happen in a NORMAL environment so let me think of a better answer... Haha... I'm the nerd rager and I have been sitting here for minutes trying to think of a pet peeve of mine while in a group environment. I want to say, "I don't let anything bother me! I just try to have fun!" That would be a complete shit lie. TONS of fucking things bother me. However, most of the things that annoy me are done by players who are stupid in the first place. So I guess I don't have a pet peeve when everyone I'm playing with are not morons. I guess the only thing I can put here is, it bothers me when buffs are overwritten or time isn't taken to evaluate specs of an entire raid to get the best synergy. I know that sounds like a really hardcore or elitist attitude, but I am not trying to sound like that. As an example, two questions back, it is a pet peeve when something I am providing to the party is constantly getting overwritten and so if there is a Blood DK or another MM Hunter in the group, I go BM. The thing that gets under my skin, is no one seems to care or try to ask other people what spec they are so they can do the same. I ALWAYS ask if there is a Blood DK or a MM Hunter in the group for that very reason. Trueshot Aura is awesome, so if I have it, I want to use it!

Do you feel that your class/spec is well balanced with other DPS?

The Beast Mastery spec lags behind the others but not nearly as much in practice as I think people tend to assume it does. Both of the facts in said sentence (that it does lag, and that people overestimate the lag), irritate me to some degree.

As for hunters as a whole, I dunno, all the Recount screenshots I’ve seen of superendgame guilds show hunters as really lagging behind, but that must just be a superendgame thing because hunters destroy the meters in my guild. Like, you’ll have that one crazygood mage, that one crazygood rogue, and that one crazygood feral druid, but everyone else toppin’ the meters? Hunters, hunters, and more hunters. So, I dunno.

*Cough* Sorry, I just had some kind of weird out of body possession experience/deja vu where everything I was about to say exactly was taken from my head and said for me.

Just to reiterate, BM DPS = Viable DPS. A spreadsheet will NEVER tell the whole story. BM DPS is not the best, obviously, but I can't count the times I out DPS'd better geared Hunters of a different spec on a daily basis. I still out DPS better geared people than me to this day. Maybe BM sucks for min/maxing and whatever bullshit you want to call it, but I guess I just play BM like a professional because I MAKE IT viable. I have the screenshots bitches.

What tools do you use to evaluate your own performance as a DPS?

Recount as a personal tool. Praise as a outside tool. Like, back in BC, I would be in groups and they would say, "Treos, it is so rare to find a Hunter that can trap the way you do. Here, take this free gold for being so fucking awesome."
"Thanks, mon!"

- True Story

DPS is a pretty straightforward role to play I think. I use my utilities like Misdirection and I always try to do more DPS than the time before, because that is my role, that kills the boss, and that gets me loot.

What do you think is the biggest misconception people have about your class?

Everyone says Hunters are so easy. Easy for what? Leveling? Possibly, but ALL leveling is easy, and time consuming and not fun lol. If Hunters are somehow "easier" to play than other classes, how could anyone suck with one ever? The truth is, every class is easy to play. WoW is easy to play. Every class is hard to master. WoW is hard to master. You are technically playing the game if you are hitting one button, and if you can send your pet and auto shoot all the way up to 80, take that attitude into a raid and let me know the results. The previous statement could be applied to any class.

What do you feel is the most difficult thing for new DPSers of your class to learn?

Like the last question, different aspects of gameplay are different aspects of gameplay. You are always learning something new. I would say, pet management is difficult in PvE when you first have to learn it, and not just moving them out of the fire but knowing when to dismiss them and what boss fights they are going to die on without a doubt.

What DPS class do you feel you understand least?

Casters. Specifically, Locks and Mages. I have played them a little bit but no fucking clue how to play one decently. Feral druids as well.

What add-ons or macros do you use, if any, to aid you in DPS?

Recount. It actually is a DPS aid when you know how to read it properly. I use a couple of "Iwin" macros that blow all my cooldowns. Nothing secret, just the standard stuff. All other macro's I use are for convenience. Like my Sting Modifier and Shot Modifier. Without the game in front of me I can't give them exactly but basically one button shoots Serpent Sting, Shift+same button = Viper Sting, Alt+same button = Scorpid Sting. I use the same thing with Aimed Shot and Multishot in MM spec.

On a side note, Aimed Shot and Multishot share a cooldown. Explosive Shot and Arcane Shot share a cooldown. I can't tell you how many MM Hunters told me they don't use Arcane Shot because they think it shares a cooldown with Aimed Shot or Chimera Shot or something. Who knows.

[Your class's preferred basic stat] over other stats or balanced stat allocation, and why?

BM Hunters - Attack Power
MM Hunters - Agility (or Armor Pen. if you are one of those badasses)
SV Hunters - Agility

At least, that is how I have always understood it. Personally, I am thinking about gemming for straight Agility even while I primarily play BM so that when I switch to MM I will have the proper stats.




And... WTF?! It's over... It did take me a while to fill out but I always love Hunter talk...

The Douches You Meet in Dungeons: The Gathering Whore

Profession and gathering use in dungeons can always spark controversy if not handled at the beginning of the run, much like loot rules. In the past, the unspoken rule was, you roll for nodes. Pretty simple.

• Mining/Herb node is in sight.

• Someone asks, "Is anyone a miner/herbalist?"

• Yes? No?

• If yes, the two usually roll for the node. If no, the person who has, it takes it.
  

• In most cases, if another node is somewhere else in the dungeon, the 2 miners/herbalists would take turns until the end.

All is fair.

Skinning is a little trickier because usually multiple mobs throughout a dungeon will be able to be skinned and it gets hard taking turns. Also, this could come up with mining and herbs corpses as that happens too. So what I usually do is when something is able to be skinned, I see if anyone goes to skin it, if not, I do. Now finally, to the story:

Heroic Violet Hold. Pickup group. Of course, this late in the expansion, no one needed the loot just wanted a quick run for badges and to kill some time or whatever. The tank of the run is a Paladin and he is really anal about EVERYTHING. We kill a few mobs and he says, "Hey everyone make sure you loot all this stuff so I can skin it. I don't need the mats for anything but I don't ever use my profession unless I am in a dungeon." I am a skinner and a LW, so guess what fuck nut? I need AND use the mats. I don't say this because it doesn't really matter, not worth starting shit over. So I go to skin something and the guy races me to it. I was thinking to myself, "Ok. No problem. I'll just get the next one." Nope. This guy races to every skin. Even when I would be in the middle of skinning something he would click it. So then, still not trying to start anything, I say to myself, "I will just skin the things I loot. This guy can have every skin in the dungeon except when I go to loot something, I'll take the skin right after it."

You can see where this is going... It is my turn to loot something and the douchebag skins it right out from under me. "QQ Moar," you say? Truth is, it bothered me, but only because I knew the guy was a douche and obviously this level of douchebaggery was going to keep going on. However, I don't get to play that often. So I could confront him, call him out, and tell him he is a fucking dick. But, I was enjoying the rest of the dungeon. It is easy, I was top DPS (over 5k on all the boss fights, not e-peen stroking, it is relevant), and I wanted the emblems. So even though his douchy antics were starting to bother me, I let it go.

Then after we kill the second boss, which happened to be that lava dog, he runs and skins it and gets like 10 Borean Leather. It was fucked up he knew I was a skinner and didn't pass on one fucking skin the entire dungeon, so after the boss was over and we were waiting for the next portal to spawn, I said, "Man, you are a skinning whore." Everyone says "lol" and doesn't think much of it. Then the Paladin is like, "fuck you," and kicks me from the group. So as I am waiting for the countdown to be taken out of the dungeon, I was like, "Really? You kick the top dps in the group and would rather 4 man it because you can't share a fucking skin? You are a little bitch." Then some other random asshat says, "bullshit, you aren't top DPS," and links me the dps meter. I think I was like number 2. What did they link? Overall DPS for the entire dungeon. So then I said, "What a fucking noob, I was talking about boss dps, the only fucking dps that matters." The only person close to me in DPS during the bosses was putting out about 4k and I was doing over 5, while the other dps was doing like 2k. The only reason I was low on the overall meter was because I had a few of friends over so I was halfass playing (<--- spoiler: next weeks story) until it got to the boss fights because that is the most fun. So then I get teleported out.

I get up from the computer, literally, laughing out loud. I could have nerd raged, but for what? This group was a handful of douches. I got on WoW to have a good time, and I did. Because for me, fun is unleashing my DPS on a boss and being at the top of a meter most of the time. Not because I feel like it makes me better than anyone under me, but because it proves I know how to play my class and I get to compete with myself always trying to put out 4 higher numbers than the time before. Maybe even a 5 digit number one day. ;)

New Friday Posts!

I am going to start a column Friday titled:

"The Douches You Meet in Dungeons"

Such an [EPIC] title. Agree?

One of the reasons I started my blog was to tell specific stories of the douchebaggery of WoW players (or people in general) and how I got to be the nerd rager I am today.

Check back tomorrow!

Virtual Asses

Original title of this blog was too long so here it is:

"The very ridiculous reason an overwhelming number of male gamers give when asked why they create/play girl characters in video games, or more specifically, RPGs"

The reason? BECAUSE THEY WOULD RATHER STARE AT A GIRLS ASS WHILE THEY GAME THAN A GUYS ASS.

Maybe you aren't following me so far and are thinking to yourself, "Yeah that sounds like a valid reason... Hey wait! WTF! I play a guy character! Am I secretly GAY?! HAVE I BEEN STARING AT A GUYS ASS THE WHOLE TIME I HAVE BEEN PLAYING WOW?! I LOVE PLAYING WOW! DOES THAT MEAN I LOVE STARING AT GUYS ASSES?!"

Yeah. You are probably thinking that. Because you probably are gay and just realized it. Just embrace it. However, if you are thinking you reached that conclusion in error, I am about to show you a test that can settle this.

Test:
1. Do you have a girlfriend? If yes, proceed to question 2. If no, proceed to question 1a.

1a. If you were given the choice of staring at a hot girls ass all day, or Justin Timberlake's ass all day, which would you pick? If you chose a hot girls ass, you MOST LIKELY are not gay. If you chose Justin Timberlake's ass... there is a pretty good chance you are gay. If you chose none of the above, maybe you are the Lance Bass type. Or maybe you prefer one of the gay guys from" Will and Grace." Look, I don't know how you roll. But the basic principal stands.

2. If someone gave you the choice of staring at a picture of her ass all day, or your own ass all day, which would you pick? If you would choose her ass, you MOST LIKELY are not gay. If you chose your own ass, that is really weird and a whole different issue to tackle. If you chose your own ass go back to question 1a and try to see if you get a better answer.

What does any of that shenanigans have to do with WoW? For starters, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. You know why? BECAUSE LOOKING AT A REAL ASS IN REAL LIFE IS DIFFERENT THAN LOOKING AT A VIRTUAL ASS. Look morons, your sexuality does not depend on which PIXELATED ASS YOU WOULD RATHER LOOK AT IN A FUCKING VIDEO GAME. No one is going to judge you. I promise. No one is going to say, "Dude, you are playing RE5 staring at Chris Redfield's new tone body and hot ass compared to how they made him look in the original Resident Evil, instead of playing Tomb Raider? YOU ARE SO GAYYYY!!!!!" If that EVER did happen to you, obviously someone is trying to hide there own sexual identity crisis by only playing female characters in video games.

While we are on the subject of Chris Redfield though, you want to know what I thought when I got RE5? "DAMN! Chris Redfield HIT THE FUCKING GYM SON! Look at that BEAST! I bet he is going to be punching fucking African zombies in the fucking face to death, like in that movie with Vin Diesel, when he punches that guy to death that killed his wife!"

Similarly, when I play my main in WoW, "DAMN! Treos is a fucking BEAST! A FUCKING BEAST MASTER! Putting out over 5k DPS with his bad ass big red wolf fucking shit up!"

Now, to hit another point I haven't mentioned yet regarding why the original reason for playing a girl character is fucking idiotic, WHO THE FUCK IS STARING AT AN ASS WHILE THEY ARE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE?! Seriously, I will add a diagram of every third person video game I can think of and this is how they work:

Can anyone give me a good fucking reason why you would be looking at someones ass instead of in front of you, who you are fighting, or whatever the fuck you are doing?

(Now I get if you are a Druid in WoW, and your ass takes up 75% of the screen in bear form... I'm sorry. Start playing from a bird's eye view I guess or I can't help you.)

If you think I am making all of this up, I have a few good posts that will provide much enjoyment if you share the same take I do on this insane reason guys make girl characters.

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Chinese MMO company thinks you are either a closet homosexual for playing a girl character, OR, that you some how take too much pleasure in staring at a girls avatar's virtual ass or something.

Winner:

Koeh
"What I find interesting is: "The reason for the bans is that they firmly believe that you are a homosexual if you do, or that you like to watch your female avatar from behind"

So they complain that you're gay because you play a female character, but then they also complain that (being straight) you like to watch the avatar from behind? Wtf do they want?

With that logic, are people who play beasts/animals in games not allowed to play them because they're may be into beastiality?!?!

What a load of s**t..."

Loser:

Some total moron named "washu"
"shouldn't it be the other way round?... if you like to stare at a guys butt or hear his voice all day, then you are gay, nothing homo just because you like to watch girls..
(10 female toons)... would never make a male!"

^^^ As you can see here, DEFINITELY something wrong with that person.

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MMO-Champion, Topic: "Guys, why did you roll a female toon?" HILARIOUS 39 page post. No I didn't make it through all 39.

Winner:

Rantus
Quote from: Specops on November 01, 2009, 09:34:13 pm

I'd rather be looking at the ass of my female toons rather than that of a male toon... If I'm going to be playing something, why would I want to look at a guy?

Your char is the online representation of you.
Would you get a sex change IRL so you don't have to look at a guy when you see a mirror?

Quote from: Ghul on November 01, 2009, 09:36:50 pm

when im nearing bis gear on every content patch i usually tend to look at my good geared char and think "yes i really like this char of mine".
i dont want to say or think this line towards a male char because it would feel a little gay :>

its not gay to think your char looks awesome or cool. only if you think its hot, then we have a problem."

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Post from WoW.com, it is about half down the post, someone asks is it weird to play a girl character if they look better in dresses or some BS like that.

Winner:
Kylenne
"Pro Tip for question #2: people who are secure in their own gender and sexuality don't generally give a shit about something as trivial as what character you play in a video game. People who give you grief are not worth your time."

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The comments on all three of those articles/posts I can guarantee you will see more than one person in all of them use what I am now coining, "The Ass Defense."

You know why it is a "defense?" Because there seriously has to be some other reason they are playing a girl character, it REALLY cannot be the ass thing, but I think they are trying to hide the true meaning. Whatever that meaning may be.

Something else I found funny in the comments justifying why they prefer girl characters to guys, a lot of people were saying, "I think the girl animations look better than the guys." I guess that is understandable, but can you tell me how you would know that? Obviously you had to make a guy character at one time to know you prefer the girls animations. So were you staring at a guys ass the whole time until you made the girl character? Also, how would you have seen the girls animations in the first place to know they are better than a guys? Did you youtube it somehow? Or did you watch someone else's girl character in you dungeon group? Which brings us back to square one. They were staring at a girls ass in the first place to figure that out. So in all actuality, the "Animation Defense" is covering up for the "Ass Defense" which is covering up for whatever other reason you have for playing a girl character.

To sum it up, no, I don't play any girl characters. Not for any specific reason of any importance. I feel like, I am a guy, so I create a guy. Big deal. I also, don't have a problem with a guy playing a girl character. It is a video game, do whatever the hell you want. Just please, tell the truth and don't use some lame ass excuse about asses. However, if the ass thing really is your reason, evaluate your sexuality before you log back on.